Signs

This is the sign on my door this afternoon:




DO NOT DISTURB

NLP PRACTITIONER AT WORK

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DISTURB*

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOVE THROUGH THE DOOR,
LEAVE ON DOORSTEP AND I WILL RECYCLE AS NORMAL

*if you do disturb me, I promise you will spend the evening as a chicken trying to lay an egg


*Boy made me take out the last bit. He suggested it might be too tempting for some people. But it amused me anyway.


Comments

  1. Why did the chicken cross the NLP Practitioner?

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  2. xl ~ sorry I missed your comment honey.

    If the chicken had knocked on my door while I was practicing, I'd have turned him into a human.

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  3. mago ~ you're very welcome to. I'm done for the minute.

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