Sunday, July 24, 2011

Signs

This is the sign on my door this afternoon:




DO NOT DISTURB

NLP PRACTITIONER AT WORK

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DISTURB*

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOVE THROUGH THE DOOR,
LEAVE ON DOORSTEP AND I WILL RECYCLE AS NORMAL

*if you do disturb me, I promise you will spend the evening as a chicken trying to lay an egg


*Boy made me take out the last bit. He suggested it might be too tempting for some people. But it amused me anyway.


4 comments:

  1. Why did the chicken cross the NLP Practitioner?

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  2. xl ~ sorry I missed your comment honey.

    If the chicken had knocked on my door while I was practicing, I'd have turned him into a human.

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  3. Anonymous11:53 pm

    I come in now!

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  4. mago ~ you're very welcome to. I'm done for the minute.

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