Signs

This is the sign on my door this afternoon:

DO NOT DISTURB

NLP PRACTITIONER AT WORK

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DISTURB*

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOVE THROUGH THE DOOR,

LEAVE ON DOORSTEP AND I WILL RECYCLE AS NORMAL

*if you do disturb me, I promise you will spend the evening as a chicken trying to lay an egg

*Boy made me take out the last bit. He suggested it might be too tempting for some people. But it amused me anyway.



Plagiarism, or Imitation is the Sincerest form of Flattery

Our recent birthday gal Savannah, has been entertaining me with Someecards. I have to say, they have the right amount of bite and sarcasm. In any case, these manage to put their finger on how I feel at the moment.

Funnily enough, none of last year's resolutions happened. Which leads on nicely to this one:

So I heartily agree with this one:

Which will more likely that not, lead to this one:

Oh dear.