I know it might be slightly boring, but it would really help me, if you would do two things: 1)write down the name of the fragrance your doting other half would like for Christmas and 2) bring it with you. Doing so will avoid the following conversations:
* "It's an odd shapped bottle with bobbles on it." Customer then looks accusingly at me when I bring our collection of odd shapped bottles with bobbles on it and it's not any of them.
* "It's called Ant something." Them.
"Do you remember who made the fragrance?" Me.
"No." Them
"Do you know what it smells like?" Me.
"Nice." Them.
*sigh* Me.
A bit later on, I remember Anteus by Chanel (there is a Chanel concession, but I don't work on it) and they were happy.
Bank Holiday Sunday
Dear Dave I woke up today with Philip Glass' Metamorphosis in my head. It's apt really as it was part of the music chosen for your...
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Dear Dave I woke up today with Philip Glass' Metamorphosis in my head. It's apt really as it was part of the music chosen for your... -
*runs around getting the Palais ready* Welcome my dears. As you can see, Boy and I have decorated the Palais into festive mode. There is a g... -
I am quite short-sighted: -8 in one eye and -9 in another. Which if you're in the know, means glasses, even the super-expensive, thin on...
Is that the fragrance promoted by Anteus & Deccius?
ReplyDeleteDoes it smell of Saturday Night Takeaway?
ReplyDeleteAt least these conversations provide us with some humour. And well remembered you.
I stilll think sniffing the punters is the worst option
How frustrating but how funny!
ReplyDeleteYou know you love the challenge....
murph ~ nope, this is the fragrance promoted by some blonde, chav lass, who doesn't wear a lot of clothing.
ReplyDeletehottie ~ probably smells of kebab. Yes, he was definitely the worst option. Funnily enough, I haven't seem him since.
NM ~ actually, I was rather chuffed with myself that I figured it out. I must love the challenge, cause back to work tomorrow I go...
My missus needs to bring me either Glenlivet or Lagavulin... I'm not fussed - some twenty year old stock would do at a pinch...I want the essence though, and not some dumb cologne...now who's going to tell her?
ReplyDeleteTry chlorus, that always gives them a laugh.
ReplyDeletecogidubnus ~ 'dumb cologne'?! humpf.
ReplyDeleteW*E*B ~ clorus? eh?
if Im asked i always recommend anus anus xxx
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